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Talking all things love, life, lust, and a bunch of other stuff. Nothing is off limits in this podcast that navigates relationships and dating in the modern day. Brought to you by two bachelor finalists Brittany Hockley and Laura Byrne.
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20 latestBritt’s Ghost Is Back & Perez Hilton The Dark Side of Going Live
Hey Lifers! We kick off with a deep and extremely necessary debate about jean-washing frequency (there is a day, and you know the day), plus Britt's new favourite purchase that solves the dreaded camel toe problem. Then Britt drags Laura back into ghost territory with fresh evidence her house is haunted, courtesy of her very unsettled dog, Delilah. From there we get into the new rom-com everyone's talking about: a woman builds herself the perfect husband out of rattan, and the internet cannot get enough. It's got us talking about the viral dating trend taking over TikTok, male yearning, and why women are so drawn to men who wear their feelings on their sleeve. Then we shift into a much heavier conversation. We unpack what happened with Perez Hilton's TikTok live stream, and the bigger questions it raises about live broadcasting, consent, morbid curiosity, and our collective responsibility as viewers when something like this unfolds in real time. Please note: this section includes discussion of self-harm, so skip ahead if you need to. If you or someone you know needs support, Lifeline is available 24/7 on 13 11 14. TIMESTAMPS 00:00 – Intro & how often should you wash your jeans 04:50 – Britt's haunted house update: Delilah and the dining table ghost 12:20 – Wicker : the new rom-com about a woman who builds her own husband 20:30 – Male yearning: the dating trend taking over TikTok 35:00 – ⚠️ Trigger warning: Perez Hilton's TikTok live stream 44:00 – Morbid curiosity, "car crash" psychology & why we can't look away 54:40 – Suck and Sweet Keep your questions coming! Slide into the Life Uncut DMs at @lifeuncutpodcast on Instagram You can watch us on Youtube Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Hosted by Britt Hockley & Laura Byrne Produced by Keeshia Pettit Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! Xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ask Uncut: Can I Date an Ex Con? Is Sugar Babying Cheating? & My Husband Won't Take Off His Onesie
Hey Lifers! Welcome back to Ask Uncut, where we answer your deepest, darkest and burniest questions. This week Laura kicks off with a nit-related trauma flashback (there may or may not be an epidemic). Vibes & Unsubscribe Britt - motion sickness setting . Go into your settings -> accessibility -> choose motion -> select Vehicle Motion Cues -> turn it on Laura - unsubscribe from appliances that require apps Vibe - Refa s carat face roller Then we get into it: Q1: CAN I DATE A CRIMINAL? I work at a bank. About a year ago, this tall hot man came in; not objectively hot, but there was something about him, you know. He came to my counter, and when I asked for some ID, he said he didn't have any. I asked for a phone number, and he said he didn't have one. I asked for an address, which he also didn't have. Understandably, I was confused, and he went on to say that he had just gotten out of prison and needed help accessing his accounts. I was able to help him and he was very polite and very grateful. Of course, I went home and googled his name, but I couldn't find anything. Over the next month or so, he came in a bit as we were sorting through all his bank accounts. We would have a nice chat each time. He seemed like a really nice guy. Then I didn't see him for months, until… I was scrolling through Tinder one night last week and I saw him on there. He had liked me, so I liked him back. Now he has messaged me and said he would like to take me out for a drink. What do you think I should do? For context, I'm 40 years old. I live in a regional town where the pool is very small. I was with my ex-husband for 20 years until a few years ago, when I found out he'd been having a year-long affair. I've worked on myself and I love my single life, so I'm not desperate to meet someone, but it's been three years now, so it would be nice if it was with the right person. I've dated here and there, but no one worth giving up my single life for yet. I also have two children, a tween and a teen, so they're quite independent now. I have never introduced anyone I've dated to them, and I would only do it if I knew it was really serious. My question is, should I go on a date with this guy not knowing what he was in prison for? If I do go out with him, do I have to ask what he was in prison for, or is it too risky? Help! Q2: IS SUGAR BABYING CHEATING? Is sugar babying cheating? I know the pod has dabbled in the wide realm of cheating and where each thing falls on the spectrum, so I would love your opinion on this. I personally think it is, but I am just an outsider looking in. There is a girl I work with, and in the past, when she was single, she had done some sugar babying and had sugar daddies pay for some really expensive things for her. For example, cosmetic surgery (pop off, queen, to be honest). Now, apparently she had stopped when she started dating her current partner, though this can't be confirmed or denied, it's just her word. For a little background on her and her relationship: she moved away from her current partner to a different state for work at the beginning of this year, and he's going to be joining her next year. I have come to find out that since moving, she is sugar babying again. I did not find this out by admittance, but by another coworker finding her on a sugar-baby-seeking website. After discovering that, a lot of things that she's said or done started to become a little clearer, and it's obvious she's doing it again. I can guarantee the boyfriend does not know about this. Also for context, I don't have any idea what the depths of her sugar babying are. I'm pretty sure she's been on some dates since being in the new state; however, I'm unsure if anything physical has happened , just dates, or even just online stuff. Is this cheating, or is some aspect of it fine? Q3: MY HUSBAND SAYS HE NEEDS A "RESET" BEFORE HAVING KIDS My husband and I are in our mid-30s and have been together since uni. The last six years have been relentless, moving home from Europe during Covid, buying at the peak of the market, significant financial stress, family conflict over property, and now infertility. We're both emotionally exhausted. He still wants children but says he doesn't feel the same desperation to have them anymore, and he feels he needs a "reset" before becoming a parent. I understand he's burnt out, but I am terrified of waiting. I have suggested taking a break from work or seeing a therapist, but he won't commit to either. I feel stuck between respecting that he needs space and feeling like time won't be on our side if we spend too long in indecision from not doing IVF. How do we navigate this without ending up resentful of each other? Q4: AM I THE ASSHOLE FOR HATING MY HUSBAND'S ONESIE? This is a bit of a silly one, but genuinely wondering if I am the asshole for hating my husband's onesie. I know they're super popular and warm, and Aussie homes are not great for winter, but oh my god, my husband literally lives in his fucking onesie. He gets all dressed up for work, which I love, and then within two seconds of getting home, he's in his onesie with no shirt underneath and just a pair of tracks. He sleeps in his onesie, does the whole breakfast routine with our kids in it, and gets ready for work 15 minutes before leaving the house and then he's back in his onesie within five seconds of coming home again in the evening. Also, the added laundry headache with his incessant wearing of it is a pain in the ass because he won't wash it. He knows I hate it, but he just says he's cosy. He definitely has other warm home clothes. I even got him thermal tops to wear under his usual hoodie. It gives me the ick so bad, and I'm finding my husband less attractive because all he wears is a onesie. How do I get over this? Timestamps 0:00 — Intro: the great nit epidemic debate & a hairdresser horror story 6:00 — Vibes & Unsubscribes 14:48 — Q1: Can I date a criminal? A bank teller, a man fresh out of prison & a Tinder match 24:46 — Q2: Is sugar babying cheating if it happened before the relationship? 36:28 — Q3: My husband needs a "reset" before we have kids — after 6 brutal years 47:56 — Q4: Am I the asshole for hating my husband's onesie? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Offcuts: Nun Girl Summer, Annie Knight's AFL Revenge & The Pitch Deck Email
Hey Lifers! Welcome to Offcuts, the stuff that got left in the group chat because there just wasn't room for it in the main episode! Lola is in her recorder era and Laura no longer has a need for an alarm clock! This week we yap about: TikTok has declared 2026 the year of "nun girl summer.” We get into why choosing to be single feels so different for this generation compared to a decade ago. Then things get messy in AFL land. A dad's public comment on Annie Knight's post spirals into a full-blown scandal involving a locker room dance video. We debate whether Robert Irwin's Bonds campaign really was "just for the animals." There's a viral pitch deck a guy sent a girl over email that might be the most iconic slide of all time. And we close out with the story of a seven-year-old boy's birthday letter to his dad in heaven, and the Royal Mail worker who wrote back. Timestamps 0:00 — Intro: matching cardigans & Lola's 6am recorder concert 2:58 — "Nun girl summer" 12:16 — AFL's OnlyFans scandal: a dad's public comment & Annie Knight's comeback 23:11 — Robert Irwin's Bonds campaign: the rebrand, the reptiles & "it was just a platform for the python" 30:49 — The viral "pitch deck" email that broke the internet 36:55 — The most wholesome story of the week: a boy's birthday letter to his dad in heaven See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Five Gold Logie Noms Without A Win, Leaving The Jungle & A 16-Year Marriage & A Late ADHD Diagnosis. Uncut with Julia Morris
Hey Lifers! Today's guest has to be one of the most recognisable personalities in Australian entertainment. It’s TV host, comedian, five-time Gold Logie nominee and, until this year, the queen of the jungle herself, Julia Morris. After 12 years hosting I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here! , Julia found out the show wouldn't be returning to its old network and she joined us fresh off processing that huge identity shift. We get her Accidentally Unfiltered story (a very unfortunate wrong recipient text sent the night before the Gold Logies), what actually goes on behind the scenes in the South African jungle, and how redesigning her life. “Adapt or Die” she says. And hate clean! Julia also gets real with us about leaving a 16-year marriage, realising she'd been in a controlling relationship, and how being diagnosed with ADHD in her 50s helped explain patterns she'd never noticed. She talks candidly about "the great unfucking" of perimenopause and redesigning her whole life with her friends and being a mum to older girls. And because we are absolutely not impartial: Julia is up for her fifth Gold Logie nomination this year, and we want her to win it . Link to vote is HERE You can find more from Julia Morris on her Instagram TIMESTAMPS 0:00 — Welcome Julia Morris + why we're campaigning hard for Gold Logie nomination 3:35 — Accidentally Unfiltered: the text message meant for a writer that went straight to Larry Emdur instead 6:42 — Finding out I'm A Celebrity wasn't returning after 12 years, and life behind the scenes in the jungle 13:23 — Redesigning her life post-jungle 20:37 — Opening up about leaving her 16-year marriage 26:17 — Getting diagnosed with ADHD in her 50s after her daughters urged her to get tested 38:32 — Media bias in action: the Gold Logie headline that left every woman off the list 44:20 — Final push: why this could finally be Julia's year, and where to vote Keep your questions coming! Slide into the Life Uncut DMs at @lifeuncutpodcast on Instagram You can watch us on Youtube Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Hosted by Britt Hockley & Laura Byrne Produced by Keeshia Pettit Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! Xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Britt's Fertility Update & The Ariana Grande Conversation We've Been Avoiding
Hey Lifers! Do you like adventure or did you also pretend? Britt kicks things off with the story of the time she nearly lost her fingers on a bungee jump, which sends Laura down memory lane to her own bungee-related panic attack and the moment she realised she might not be as "adventurous" as she thought; cue a chat about being a bit of a relationship chameleon over the years. Britt then shares a personal update on her fertility and IVF journey and news about what's next for her and Ben. Laura shares the terrifying scare she had with her dog Buster last week, a health emergency that had her fearing the worst, and a reminder to always trust your gut when it comes to your pets. Last week we (somehow) ended up speaking about ‘sex lists’ and the strange names we all attribute to some of our ‘experiences.’ Today we share some of your funniest sex lists! Next up, we have a conversation that we've gone back and forth on having for a long time: Ariana Grande. Off the back of the release of her new music video "Petal" and the absolute onslaught of commentary about her body, we unpack where the line sits between genuine concern, public shaming, and who actually bears responsibility in moments like this. Content warning: This episode contains a discussion of eating disorders and disordered eating. If this is triggering for you or you'd like to speak to someone, you can call the Butterfly Foundation on 1800 33 4673, or visit butterfly.org.au . Timestamps 00:00 –Bungee jumping horror story and the "relationship chameleon" chat 09:07 – Britt's fertility and IVF update 31:40 – Laura's terrifying health scare with her dog Buster 36:37 – Round two of your unhinged sex list nicknames 42:36 – The Ariana Grande conversation 1:05:34 – Suck/sweet of the week Listen back: Delilah's possum encounter: Apple I Spotify Britt shares her egg-freezing story: Apple I Spotify Keep your questions coming! Slide into the Life Uncut DMs at @lifeuncutpodcast on Instagram You can watch us on Youtube Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Hosted by Britt Hockley & Laura Byrne Produced by Keeshia Pettit Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! Xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ask Uncut: Wedding Nudes, Tight-Arse Friends And Charging My Boyfriend Rent
Welcome back to Ask Uncut, where we answer your deep, dark and burning questions! Before we get into it, Britt has a story that will not be leaving her brain any time soon. Delilah went out for her last toilet break of the night and came back with an uninvited passenger. Vibes of the week: Britt — Abel Ceramics Laura — Feel Better Live More with Dr Rangan Chatterjee: "The Daily Habits That Protect Your Brain at Any Age" with Dr David Perlmutter Then it's into your questions! HOW FAR DO I TAKE THE NAKED POLAROID TREND? I'm getting married in September and my partner loves the trend where bridesmaids slip cheeky Polaroids to the groom on the wedding day. My question is: how far are we taking this? I'm all for a cheeky photo, but what if a naked photo of me falls out of his jacket pocket and is seen by a family member? Do I make them too explicit, or should they be more covered up? It's a little wild to have them at an event where everyone I know is there. If it gets picked up by the wrong person, they'll know exactly who it is. MY FRIEND IS A MASSIVE TIGHT ASS We're a group of friends, and one particular friend is always the tight ass. Small things like not paying you back for weeks, only splitting the bill if she's had more drinks than everyone else, always rounding down when we transfer money. Recently she organised a group activity and we figured out she actually profited off our contributions. How do we bring this up? Is it worth it, or do I just slowly moonwalk out of the friendship? She's definitely not struggling financially, she just has always been tight. HOW DO I FIND A GUY WITHOUT BEING A STALKER? About a year and a half ago, my ex's friend asked me out and I said no. It was too soon, too close to home. I recently ran into him at his workplace and realised I'd actually like to go on a date with him now. I know he's single, but he's not on social media, I don't have his number, and I can't exactly show up at his work without looking desperate. How do I ask him out or spontaneously meet him? SHOULD I TELL MY BOYFRIEND HE'S ESSENTIALLY PAYING OFF MY MORTGAGE? I bought my apartment five years ago and only have about $80K left on the mortgage. My boyfriend is moving in, and since we'd be paying $400 a week each if we were renting, that's what I've asked him to contribute. The catch is my mortgage is interest-only and only costs $300 a month. So his contribution is basically paying it off super fast, and I haven't told him how little is actually left. I don't think it's unfair, since he'd pay the same renting anyway. What should I do?" Timestamps 00:00 — Intro 05:33 — Vibes of the week 11:05 — Q1. How far do I take the naked Polaroids for my groom? 20:13 — Q2. My friend is a massive tight ass 28:47 — Q3. How do I find a guy without being a stalker? 35:06 — Q4. Should I tell my boyfriend he's paying off my mortgage? Ep mentioned: Apple I Spotify I YouTube Keep your questions coming! Slide into the Life Uncut DMs at @lifeuncutpodcast on Instagram You can watch us on Youtube Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Hosted by Britt Hockley & Laura Byrne Produced by Keeshia Pettit Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! Xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Offcuts: Fantasy Coffins, Chelsea Handler's Family Rules & Usher's Dismissive Grind
Welcome to Offcuts, where we chat about whatever piqued our interest this week in a light, fun little package to send you off on your weekend! Laura's kid just smashed 100 days of school (in the cutest granny costume you've ever seen), and we're diving into fantasy coffins; literal works of art you can be buried in. Penis-shaped or otherwise. We unpack Chelsea Handler's now-infamous, ultra-detailed family vacation manifesto and whether it's fair to publicly shame your own family for content. Then we get into Usher's dismissive, borderline-childish reaction to a fan who didn't want to be grinded on at his concert. And finally, the manager’s "one week's notice" gastro group chat text that's gone properly viral. We chat: Lola's 100 days of school granny costume 👵 Fantasy coffins; what would YOU be buried in? Chelsea Handler's viral 9-page family vacation manifesto Usher's very unimpressed reaction to a fan who didn't want to grind on stage The "gastro outbreak, one week's notice please" group chat drama Timestamps 0:00 — Intro & Lola's 100 days of school (the granny costume!) 5:39 — Fantasy coffins: what would you choose to be buried in? 11:30 — Chelsea Handler's viral 9-page family vacation manifesto 25:50 — Usher's dismissive reaction to a fan who didn't want to grind on stage 32:38 — The "one week's notice" gastro group chat that broke the internet Keep your questions coming! Slide into the Life Uncut DMs at @lifeuncutpodcast on Instagram You can watch us on Youtube Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Hosted by Britt Hockley & Laura Byrne Produced by Lachy Pugsley Edited by Keeshia Pettit , Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! Xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Told She'd Never Walk, Talk, or Live. Then She Won Gold at the Paralympics - Uncut with Alexa Leary
This week we sat down with Alexa Leary; two-time Paralympic gold medallist, world record holder, and author of Sink or Swim . You might know her as Lex. You definitely know that viral clip of her dancing in Paris. In 2021, Lex was 19 and training to be a professional triathlete when a cycling accident left her with one of the most severe traumatic brain injuries Royal Brisbane Hospital had ever seen. She wasn't supposed to survive. She had seven brain operations. Doctors told her family twice to come and say goodbye. Three years later, she broke the world record in Paris. Lex talks about what life with a TBI actually looks like day to day: the four years of memory wiped, waking up not knowing where she is, the boyfriend she couldn't remember, and the really dark period she's written about in her book for the first time. She is funny, warm, completely unfiltered, and has a really unique perspective on her second life. We chat: The accident and the miracle chain of events that saved her Four to five years of memory wiped - including her relationship, her best friend, and a tattoo she has no memory of getting What a traumatic brain injury actually looks like from the inside & the stuff nobody sees The really low period in the middle of it all, and what she wants anyone in that place to know How swimming went from rehab to two gold medals and a world record in Paris The quantum healer who predicted her medal haul from the ICU and was right Her new book and the chapter she never thought she’d share Timestamps 0:00 — Introducing Lex 8:40 — The accident, the miracle chain that saved her, and 111 days in hospital 17:10 — Four years of memory wiped — including her mum, her boyfriend, and a tattoo she doesn't remember 21:10 — The invisible side of TBI nobody sees behind the gold medals 28:20 — How swimming went from rehab to two gold medals in Paris 34:25 — Standing on the podium — and the viral dancing moment 42:00 — New music, the LA Paralympics, and what's next You can follow Lex on Instagram and grab Sink or Swim See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Most Divisive Voice Memo We've Ever Heard & Keeshia's Emotional Send-Off
Hey Lifers! Grab the tissues for this one, it's Keeshia's very last episode with us. Britt's off-the-shoulder wardrobe malfunction nearly gives poor Lachy a heart attack, the girls compare their infamous "keyword" notes, and we unpack the great Butter Yellow Instagram takeover of 2026 (and how the algorithm knows exactly which conspiracy theory to serve you next). There's also a deep dive into the emergency alert conspiracy rabbit hole, and a quiche-making disaster. Then it's time to say goodbye. We take a walk down memory lane through five and a half years of Keeshia, from the 40-minutes-late first lunch meeting in Bondi, to the wedding dress airport security saga, to a truly staggering amount of bin chat. It's emotional, it's chaotic, and it's very, very us. To close things out, we play the most divisive voice memo in Life Uncut history: a guy who sent his date an extremely detailed message about needing to "test sexual compatibility" on a second date, and debate whether brutal honesty like that deserves applause or side-eye. Naturally, that leads us back to the greatest voice memo of all time: the man who followed up a month of silence with a 10-second recording of a fart he found on the internet. We need your rogue voice memo stories, send them in. TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Intro: Britt's see-through top mishap and the Butter Yellow Instagram takeover 05:30 - Keeshia’s Aus Alert conspiracy rabbit hole 10:00 - Laura’s quiche disaster 15:30 - Keeshia’s goodbye 22:30 - Keeshia's five-and-a-half-year walk down memory lane 32:30 - Voice memo etiquette and the viral "sexual compatibility" 48:30 - THE fart voice memo, plus sucks, sweets and Keeshia's final sign-off Keep your questions coming! Slide into the Life Uncut DMs at @lifeuncutpodcast on Instagram You can watch us on Youtube Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Hosted by Britt Hockley & Laura Byrne Produced by Keeshia Pettit Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! Xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ask Uncut - He's Scoring Our Sex Life Out Of Ten
Welcome back to Ask Uncut where we answer your deep, dark and burning questions! If you missed last Wednesday's episode, yes, it's true, and yes we're still crying about it. This is Keeshia’s last ask uncut and vibe so she is doing a bit of a 5 in 1 recommendation. Vibes and unsubscribes this week: Keeshia: swapping the TV for a nightly run of five dinner-table games Wordle Worldle Connections Quizl Cryptl Britt: Cape Fear Laura: World War II With Tom Hanks Then we get into your questions! HE'S KEEPING A SCORED LOG OF OUR SEX LIFE I recently found out my partner keeps a log of our sex life - dates, locations, what we did, and a rating out of ten. He's also noted that he's not satisfied and that it's "too vanilla." Is this normal behaviour for a man in his 40s? HE TOLD ME MY KISSING STYLE ISN'T FOR HIM We've just started being intimate and he kindly let me know my kissing style isn't up his alley - apparently I move my jaw too much. I've only ever kissed one way. How do you actually kiss "differently"? MY BOYFRIEND'S CONSERVATIVE VIEWS ARE MAKING ME QUESTION EVERYTHING I'm a 28-year-old woman of colour who's found someone chivalrous, funny and affectionate except he doesn't believe in transpeople, is against workplace inclusivity, and thinks a woman's body count shouldn't exceed his. I lied about mine. Is this a dealbreaker? CAN I PULL OUT OF BEING A BRIDESMAID A MONTH OUT? My friend of 20 years is getting married in four weeks and I'm a bridesmaid, but I can't stand her fiancé and I'm starting to worry he might be controlling behind closed doors. Can I bail? Timestamps 00:00 – Welcome back + catching up after last Wednesday's big news 05:53 – Vibes 16:01 – Q1: He's keeping a scored log of our sex life 26:49 – Q2: He told me my kissing style isn't for him 34:37 – Q3: My boyfriend's conservative views are making me question everything 43:53 – Q4: Can I pull out of being a bridesmaid a month out? Keep your questions coming! Slide into the Life Uncut DMs at @lifeuncutpodcast on Instagram You can watch us on Youtube Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Hosted by Britt Hockley & Laura Byrne Produced by Keeshia Pettit Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! Xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Offcuts - Andrew Tate's Fashion Crimes, Floating Princess Energy and Not All You Can Eat
Welcome to Offcuts, where we chat about whatever piqued our interest this week in a light, fun little package to send you off on your weekend! We chat: Andrew Tate got arrested in Florida “Floating princess energy" at every woman who's ever romanticised a bad relationship The all-you-can-eat buffet copping backlash for warning diners they've smashed their calorie count Dissh's two extra weeks of paid leave for parents. Thought leadership or discrimination against the child-free? Stella and Filip's shock Married At First Sight breakup, and the phone call that's sparked a much bigger conversation about breakup etiquette Timestamps 0:00 — Welcome back to Offcuts, Laura and Britt reunite in person 0:48 — Andrew Tate's arrest outfit breaks the internet 5:22 — “Floating princess energy" 10:47 — All-you-can-eat buffet calls out your calorie count mid-order 18:51 — Dissh's new parental leave policy 28:36 — Stella and Filip's shock MAFS breakup Keep your questions coming! Slide into the Life Uncut DMs at @lifeuncutpodcast on Instagram You can watch us on Youtube Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Hosted by Britt Hockley & Laura Byrne Produced by Keeshia Pettit & Lachy Pugsley Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! Xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Guest Ask Uncut: Urzila Carlson Is Back (And She's Not Giving The Ring Back)
Hey lifers! Our guest Ask Uncut is back with a special guest to help unpack your deep and burning questions! It’s Urzila Carlson, comedian, actor and certified petty queen, back for her THIRD time on the pod! You can listen/watch her other episodes here: A Tracksuit Pants & A Puffer Jacket Movie Star - Uncut with Urzila Carlson GAGS, GUNS AND GRENADES - Uncut with Urzila Carlson We kick things off with Urzila's pettiest hill to die on: an airport baggage carousel showdown that turns into a full-blown "if you're going to be an asshole, I'm going to out-asshole you" saga, plus the diamond engagement ring she flatly refuses to give back to her cheating ex. Then we get into it cheating in queer relationships, dating (or very much not dating) after divorce, and protecting her kids from the revolving door of new partners. Then we jump into your questions! MY DAD IS DATING THREE WOMEN AND WE FOUND OUT HE'S SEEING HIS EX TOO My parents got divorced five years ago and my dad has been dating ever since. He's currently seeing three different women (none of whom are officially his "girlfriend"), and my sisters and I just found out via his iPad that he's also back with his ex. He lies to us about seeing her because he knows we don't like her. Do we say something, or is this none of our business? MY NEIGHBOUR GOT FINED $800 FOR HER BARKING DOG AND IT WAS MY FAULT I complained to the council about my neighbour's dog barking all day and night. I didn't expect them to actually act on it. She's now been fined $800 and I've heard she's not in a great financial position. The dog has finally stopped barking, but I feel like a monster. Do I come clean, or try to anonymously help her pay it off? I LIED AND SAID I WAS A MORNING PERSON TO IMPRESS MY BOYFRIEND Eighteen months ago, early in our relationship, I told my boyfriend I was a morning person because he loves sunrise walks and coffee dates. I am not a morning person. We've now moved in together, my alarm goes off at 5:45am every day, and I hate my life. Do I finally tell him the truth? I'M EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT AND MY PARTNER IS WORRIED HE WON'T GET ENOUGH OF MY TIME My partner has mentioned a few times that he's concerned I won't have enough time or love for him once the baby arrives. It's made me feel like I'm mothering him instead of building a family with him. Am I being hormonal, or is this a red flag? We also get the full, chaotic story behind the name of Urzila's new show Fatty On A Yacht , including the time she showed up to what she thought was a mate's dad's tinny for a fishing trip... and it was actually a super yacht party, complete with a Bluey life jacket and a life jacket she later bought secondhand and power-washed herself. You can get tickets to Urzila’s show here Follow her on instagram And check out her website here Tour dates TV show ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS 0:00 — Intro & welcoming back Urzila Carlson 1:32 — Urzila's pettiest hill: airports, queue-jumpers & road rage 4:55 — The diamond ring she's refusing to give back to her cheating ex 10:09 — Dating since her divorce & protecting her kids 14:19 — Q1: My dad is dating three women and we found out he's seeing his ex too 20:03 — Q2: My neighbour got fined $800 for her barking dog and it was my fault 28:16 — Q3: I lied and said I was a morning person to impress my boyfriend 33:11 — Q4: I'm eight months pregnant and my partner is worried about getting enough of my time 41:13 — The story behind her new show, Fatty On A Yacht Keep your questions coming! Slide into the Life Uncut DMs at @lifeuncutpodcast on Instagram You can watch us on Youtube Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Hosted by Laura Byrne & Keeshia Pettit Produced by Keeshia Pettit Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! Xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We Have Some Very Big News… & The YSL Hamper That Broke A Marriage
Hey Lifers! We are finally all back in one room after weeks of holiday mode, sinus infections and very aggressive Do Not Disturb settings, and there is a LOT to get through. First up, Laura's just landed back from Bali with a toddler who went down like a sack of gastro, and we catch up on everything we’ve missed while everyone was mixing and matching holidays. Then it's time to address the elephant in the pants: the Facebook discussion group came for Britt after last week's offcuts episode, and she is here to defend her holiday underwear rotation once and for all. Then we sit down for a very emotional conversation. A huge change is coming for the Life Uncut team, and there isn't a dry eye in the room. After that we unpack whether being called "lovely" or "hun" by customer service is actually patronising, or are we all just a bit too sensitive? And then, the story the whole internet is talking about. A husband wins a luxury YSL hamper at a work lunch, gives it straight to a female coworker in front of everyone, and now the internet has crowned it "the betrayal of consideration." We unpack why this one viral post has struck such a nerve with women everywhere! TIMESTAMPS 0:00 — Intro: back from holiday mode, sinus infections and Bali gastro 5:29 — Britt's underwear scandal explained 11:19 — Should the Facebook group nicknames stay or go? 13:53 — The big announcement: a huge change for the Life Uncut team 25:05 — "Hey lovely" vs "hey babe.” Is a pet name patronising? 35:56 — YSL-gate: the hamper that's "destroyed a marriage" 48:04 — Suck and Sweet Keep your questions coming! Slide into the Life Uncut DMs at @lifeuncutpodcast on Instagram You can watch us on Youtube Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Hosted by Britt Hockley & Laura Byrne Produced by Keeshia Pettit Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! Xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ask Uncut - He "Forgot" About 100 Nudes of His Ex, The Holiday Bailer & Charging Your 14-Year-Old Rent
Welcome back to Ask Uncut where we answer your deepest, darkest and most burning questions! It's Britt and Keeshia today while Laura enjoys the tail end of her time off. She'll be back in the hot seat on Wednesday! But first, Keesh has an Ask Uncut of her own: you're at a party, there's one designated party toilet, and the person before you has left some very unfortunate evidence behind. Do you clean a stranger's skid marks, or walk out and let 40 strangers assume it was you? Vibes of the week: Britt - Lost in the Jungle on Disney+ Keeshia - The Basic Band Then it's into your questions! Q1: MY FRIEND BAILED ON OUR BALI TRIP AND EXPECTS THE GROUP TO COVER HER SHARE A group of us girls organised a trip to Bali and we've all paid for flights and accommodation, split evenly. A few nights ago one of the girls messaged me privately saying she now has uni exams and can no longer come, and asked if it would be easier for everyone to just transfer her for her part. I told her I didn't think it was fair to expect the group to pay more to cover her costs, but that I couldn't speak for everyone. So she put it in the group chat... and nobody replied. Now she's acting cold and standoffish with me at work. Surely it's an unspoken rule that if you pull out for your own reasons, the group doesn't have to cover you? Am I the asshole? Q2: CAN A WORK FLIRTATION EVER BE HARMLESS? My husband and I have three kids together, but the romantic relationship is non-existent. I've suggested therapy and he refuses, so we're at a standstill: no intimacy, a lot of resentment, and I'm not sure it's even salvageable. Separating is an option, but I don't want to only see my kids 50% of the time. He's a good dad, just a shitty husband, so I feel really stuck. I've recently gone back to work and a coworker is laying it on thick. He's made it very clear he's interested, and for the first time in years I'm enjoying the attention... and feeling like a horrible person for it. Can you engage in a work flirtation and it be harmless, or is it just a bad idea altogether? Q3: I FOUND 100 PRINTED NUDES OF MY BOYFRIEND'S EX I recently moved in with my boyfriend of eight months. He was away for work the other night and I found a box containing about 100 printed nude photos of his ex-girlfriend... who he has an AVO out against. When I asked him about it, he swore black and blue that he didn't know he still had them. I personally find it hard to believe he magically forgot about a stack of photos that were very easily accessible. Any advice would be appreciated! Q4: SHOULD WE TELL OUR 14-YEAR-OLD WE'RE SECRETLY INVESTING HIS BOARD MONEY? My 14-year-old has just gotten his first job, and I've told him he'll need to pay 30% board from his take-home pay each fortnight. My wife is on board. Where we disagree: I want him to pay the money and assume it's gone, just like rent in the real world. My wife wants to tell him we're actually investing it all for him, to be handed back at 25 as a deposit for a house or unit. I'm worried that telling him would stop him from developing his own saving and investing habits. We'd love to know your thoughts! TIMESTAMPS 0:00 - Intro: 0:35 - The party toilet skid mark dilemma 5:38 - Vibes & Unsubscribes 11:31 - Q1: She bailed on the Bali trip and wants her money back 18:25 - Q2: Can a work flirtation be harmless? 29:25 - Q3: I found 100 printed nudes of my boyfriend's ex 39:00 - Q4: Should we tell our son we're investing his board money? 52:36 - How to send in your Ask Uncut questions Ep mentioned: What It Actually Feels Like to Leave a Marriage When You Have Kids - Uncut with Tara Pavlovic: Apple | Spotify Keep your questions coming! Slide into the Life Uncut DMs at @lifeuncutpodcast on Instagram You can watch us on Youtube Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Hosted by Britt Hockley & Keeshia Pettit Produced by Keeshia Pettit Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! Xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Offcuts: The $1,000 Body Count Cleanse, The G-String Speedboat & What Would Make You Miss The Birth Of Your Baby?
Hey Lifers! Welcome to your weekend snacky snack! Laura's away, so Britt and Keeshia are holding down the fort and Britt has arrived dressed like Daphne crossed with Velma (sexy Scooby-Doo, knee-high stiletto boots). We get into the cost of being a short girl, the floor-drobe method of outfit planning, the sniff test, and a heated debate about exactly how many wears you can get out of a pair of undies. Then we get into it: That Ryanair flight where a window blew out mid-flight and a man was sucked halfway out of the plane while his wife held onto his ankles. Heated Rivalry's breakout star Hudson Williams was stalked through the streets of Paris to his private residence and his attempt to dramatically burn the stalkers' photos has gone viral. But why did the internet cheer him on when Chappell Roan was torn to shreds for doing far less in the same city? Kylie Jenner has fronted the new "Kylie Edition" Meta glasses; a discreet camera on your face with Kylie's voice as the AI. We get into the fascinating history of the Kodak Girl, how tech has been using women to make surveillance feel safe and desirable for 140 years, and why we think this collab is a genuine betrayal. The world's first Body Count Reset Centre has reportedly opened in Brazil. It’s a $1,000 spiritual cleanse to erase your past. Or, hear us out... you could just lie for free? And finally, Belgian star Jeremy Doku left the World Cup to be at the birth of his child. A French presenter called him a "completely useless" dad for it. With one of Ben's own teammates facing the exact same choice, Britt asked Ben the question directly: would you leave the World Cup for me? TIMESTAMPS 0:00 — Outfit confessions, the undies debate & the Maldives G-string farewell gift 8:06 — Man sucked halfway out a Ryanair window mid-flight 12:18 — Heated Rivalry's Hudson Williams confronts his Paris stalkers (vs Chappell Roan's treatment) 25:48 — Kylie Jenner x Meta glasses & how tech uses women to normalise surveillance 36:36 — The $1,000 Body Count Reset Centre in Brazil 41:31 — Would you leave the World Cup for the birth of your child? Keep your questions coming! Slide into the Life Uncut DMs at @lifeuncutpodcast on Instagram You can watch us on Youtube Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Hosted by Britt Hockley & Keeshia Pettit Produced by Keeshia Pettit Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! Xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
From Catholic Priest to Drag Queen: Guest Ask Uncut with Hannah Conda
Hey lifers! Our guest Ask Uncut is BACK! Once a month (ish 😂) we bring in a special guest to help unpack your deep and burning questions, and this month's guest is the phenomenal, fabulous, one-of-a-kind drag queen Hannah Conda! You may also know her as Chris Collins, runner-up on RuPaul's Drag Race and a person who once seriously considered becoming a Catholic priest. The pipeline from seminary to sequins is more logical than you'd think, she assures us. Then we jump into your questions! MY BOYFRIEND CRIES DURING SEX. IS THIS NORMAL? I've been seeing a guy for about four months and he cries roughly one out of three times we have sex. He says he just gets overwhelmed and it's pretty normal. It was cute at the start but now it's putting me off. Is this somewhat normal? Is he telling the truth? I don't have a huge dating history so I genuinely don't know. MY BEST FRIEND LOST WEIGHT AND NOW I DREAD GOING OUT WITH HER My best friend lost a lot of weight over the past year and looks incredible. I'm so happy for her. But our friendship has shifted. We used to be on the same level socially when we'd go out. Now she gets all the attention. She's more confident, and sometimes she feels a bit dismissive of me. I feel horrible even writing this. Am I a bad friend? I miss how we used to be. I GAVE MY BOYFRIEND A HANDY AND GOT NOTHING BACK My boyfriend of over five years just laid there, hands behind his head, completely blissfully while I finished him off. He did not touch me once. I left him to clean himself up and didn't speak to him for hours. Do I have the right to be mad? Should I have stopped midway and asked if he was going to touch me back? MY PARTNER WON'T LET ME PEE IN FRONT OF HIM My current partner of one year is wigged out if I go to the toilet while he's in the room. He'd rather I wait until he leaves. I find this a bit strange; it's never been an issue in past relationships. Are we peeing in front of our partners or not? And when we have kids, he won't have a choice, will he? IS THERE SUCH A THING AS TOO GLAM AT A WEDDING? I've been invited to a wedding and I want to do full glam; lashes, shimmer, colour, contour, the lot. My friends reckon it's disrespectful and that I'll look like I'm trying to be the main character. Is this actually a thing? You can find Hannah on Instagram at @hannahcondaofficial Brothers in Wigs is touring Brisbane, Sydney & Melbourne Comedy Festivals. You can find more from Hannah Conda at her website Timestamps 0:00 — Introducing Hannah Conda: drag queen, RuPaul's runner-up & surprise birthday guest 1:45 — From Catholic priest to drag queen 8:45 — The Kardashian story: how Hannah ended up on the show 11:10 — How RuPaul's Drag Race changed drag and what Australian media still gets wrong 14:00 — Pettiest hill 16:45 — Listener Q: My boyfriend cries one in three times we have sex — is this normal? 23:40 — Listener Q: My best friend lost weight and now I dread going out with her 32:30 — Listener Q: I gave my boyfriend a handy and got absolutely nothing back 41:45 — Listener Q: My partner of one year won't let me pee in front of him 46:55 — Listener Q: Is there such a thing as too glam at a wedding? 50:45 — Hannah's partner, their love story and why they're skipping the wedding 52:30 — Brothers in Wigs : Hannah's comedy tour with her brother (two Perth boys in wigs 🎭) Ep mentioned: 'Laura Turns 40' when Laura got a personalised surprise performance by Hannah Conda: Apple | Spotify | Youtube Keep your questions coming! Slide into the Life Uncut DMs at @lifeuncutpodcast on Instagram You can watch us on Youtube Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Hosted by Britt Hockley & Laura Byrne Produced by Keeshia Pettit Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! Xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Trolls Were Right! Britt Doesn't Know Her Husband & The Bachelor Producer Who Wrote a Tell-All About Sleeping With Pilot Pete
Hey Lifers! Surprise! Britt is BACK! Keeshia is filling in for Laura this week while she enjoys the school holidays, and the girls waste no time getting into it: the bonus episodes with Ben that had half of you sliding into Britt's DMs to check if she was okay! We have an honest chat about why some things are easier to talk about from a scar than a wound. Then - the trolls were right. After nearly 4 months straight with Ben (the longest stretch they've EVER spent together), Britt discovered something about her husband on the island of Capri that she genuinely cannot believe she didn't know. What did you find out embarrassingly late in your relationship? Also, Britt left the country for four months and came back to find Keeshia beating butter with a scarf on her head. We get into cottage core, going crunchy, the microplastics rabbit hole, and the new counter-trend of "wellness anarchism" - because apparently cigarettes are back (they never left Europe). Then it's time for the deep dive: The Love Producer. Julie, Pilot Pete's lead producer on the US Bachelor, has released a tell-all memoir about their secret romance. Britt, who has lived the Bachelor experience from the inside, has THOUGHTS. We break down what a lead producer actually does, the two camps of the internet's reaction, Pilot Pete's response, and whether this was a love story or a gross misuse of power. Britt also opens up about her own finale and whether Nick's producers knew he was picking no one, and how she'd feel if that story ever got the Love Producer treatment. TIMESTAMPS 0:00 — Welcome back! Britt's surprise return, the Delilah handover standoff & the honest check-in 10:38 — The trolls were right: Ben's secret allergy & what did you find out too late in your relationship 17:00 — Keeshia's gone full cottage core: going crunchy, microplastics & wellness anarchism 22:02 — The Love Producer — Pilot Pete, the tell-all memoir & Britt's insider take on producer power 51:00 — Sucks & Sweets Keep your questions coming! Slide into the Life Uncut DMs at @lifeuncutpodcast on Instagram You can watch us on Youtube Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Hosted by Britt Hockley & Keeshia Pettit Produced by Keeshia Pettit Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! Xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ask Uncut - The 30-Year-Old Dating Rut, Best Friend Betrayal & My Underwhelming Engagement Reaction
Welcome back to ask uncut where we answer your deep and burning dilemmas! Full transparency: we arrived at the studio at 8am and it took us approximately three hours to record 45 minutes of podcast because sometimes you just have to sit with your friends and feel each other out first. Efficiency is not always the word of the year in practice. We also need to talk about the fact that Roald Dahl — the man who wrote the BFG — was a World War II spy and fighter pilot before he decided to write children's books. And James Blunt was in the military before "You're Beautiful." You can change your career at any point. Vibes for the week: Laura - @la_sidhu Keeshia - Worldle Britt - Gone on Stan LOST AT 30 Advice needed for a lost 30 year old. Honestly I’m really struggling being single. I’ve been told my hormone levels are low and the best option is to get my eggs frozen as I’m a single 30 year old. I’m not closed off to doing it but I just feel like a failure and putting it off. I’ve tried dating and any time I think I’ve found someone it’s always the same story ‘you’re amazing but I’ve found someone else, but I still want to be friends’ I’m exhausted with dating but I don’t want to give up because I want the partner and the family all of that. But I just genuinely feel like it’s never going to happen and to just give up on that life I’ve always wanted. How do I get out of this rut, dating is exhausting and the fear of getting my eggs frozen is just all consuming. And honestly I’m shutting down because of it. I just want some advice and preferably not the typical ‘you’ll find love when you least expect It ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS ‘DATING’ MY EX One of my best friends is now “dating” my ex. My ex, my best friend and I have all been friends for around 9 years. 1 year ago my ex and I broke up from a 5 year relationship. It was a fairly mutual breakup but it did come from me. Straight away after the break up my friend and my ex started getting really close and spending a lot of time together. I started to question if something was going on between them, which was always a sensitive spot for me during the relationship (as they were pretty close then but not this close). I felt replaced in my ex’s life by my best friend but I tried to move past it and even spoke to both of them about this which they told me nothing was going on. Fast forward to now where I have just found out they have been sleeping together and are in a situationship for the last ~7 months. I am here to ask you how you would feel in this situation as I am totally over my ex and don’t care if he moves on but not sure how I feel about my best friend and what this means for our friendship. I feel she has totally disrespected our friendship. I think the expected response would be to stop being friends and it’s what I told myself I would do if this happened but now I am here I don’t feel that affected by it. Should I hold a greater standard for our friendship and move on knowing there are better people out there who have my back or should I just move on and continue with our friendship however that may look now? For context she is very distressed about what this means for our friendship. DO I REACH OUT TO GUY FROM YEARS AGO? 3 years ago I was casually dating two guys at the same time. After about 2-3 months of dating each guy, things started to get serious. I knew it was unfair to continue with both but I found it really hard to choose. Both had great qualities but I ended up choosing Guy A because I felt a deeper connection at the time and he was a friend of a friend (vetted). Fast forward Guy A and I broke up 2.5 years later. It wasn't meant to be. But now I can't help but think, should I try and see if something could work with Guy B? I dont have him on social media so I can't check if he's dating anyone. For context, Guy B messaged me multiple times throughout my 2.5year relationship. Initially he said he'd wait for me if I changed my mind. I never responded out of respect for my relationship. He would message me about mutual interests and even that he saw Guy A and I at a sporting match. Should I initiate conversation? If so, how would I go about it? MY FRIEND GOT ENGAGED AND I FELT NOTHING AND NOW I FEEL TERRIBLE My best friend got engaged last weekend and I said all the right things. I screamed, I cried, I asked to see the ring and asked for the proposal story etc. But privately in that first moment when she told me, I felt nothing. Not happy, not sad, just nothing. And now I feel like a really bad friend. Do I secretly not think he's right for her? Am I jealous? Am I just a bad friend? She is absolutely glowing and I feel guilty for not actually being excited for her. What is wrong with me? TIMESTAMPS 0:00 — Three hours of chatting, zero productivity 4:00 — Vibes 12:04 — Q1: I'm 30, single, and been told to freeze my eggs. I feel like a failure. 24:45 — Q2: My best friend has been secretly dating my ex for seven months and lied to my face 36:26 — Q3: I broke up with a good guy for someone else. It didn't work out. Can I go back? 42:45 — Q4: My best friend got engaged and I felt absolutely nothing. Am I a bad person? Keep your questions coming! Slide into the Life Uncut DMs at @lifeuncutpodcast on Instagram You can watch us on Youtube Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Hosted by Britt Hockley & Laura Byrne Produced by Keeshia Pettit Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! Xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ask Uncut with Laura & Matt! She Charged the Old iPhone And Found Out He Had Cheated
Hey lifers! We're on holidays and that means Matty J is back on the mic! Matt is now also a TV actor (despite being unaware of the genre of the show) and is joining Laura to answer your Ask Uncut questions! Matt is firm on one thing: this is the LAST time you'll hear from him for at least six months - unless you love it, in which case maybe we'll bring him back. Then we get into your questions! HE CHEATED AND DOESN'T KNOW I CAN STILL READ HIS MESSAGES I charged up my old iPhone that he was previously using and discovered my ex of six years had been cheating on me before we broke up. I can still see his current messages, and I now know he's planning to have the girl over while I'm away on a camping trip. Do I cancel the trip and come home to catch them? Or do I leave it? HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS DON'T KNOW I EXIST AFTER A YEAR I've been in a long-distance relationship for almost a year. His family knows about me. We've travelled together. We've talked about the future. But his friendship group, who are mostly women, have no idea I exist. He says he needs more time to "understand the relationship" before introducing me. Am I being unreasonable? MY SISTER-IN-LAW LETS HER KIDS TRASH MY HOUSE AND THEN JUST LEAVES Every time my sister-in-law comes over with her kids, the house gets absolutely destroyed, and then she bundles everyone up and walks out the door without lifting a finger. I love having them over. I just don't want to be the only one who cares about the mess. How do I bring it up without it turning into a fight? I'M 36, SINGLE FOR 13 YEARS, AND THINKING ABOUT A SPERM DONOR. HOW DO I LET GO OF THE LIFE I IMAGINED? I've always wanted to be a mum. I've been dating throughout my single years but nothing has led anywhere. Now my fertility is lower than expected for my age, and I'm seriously considering becoming a single mum by choice. But I'm scared I'll be undateable. I'm grieving the family I pictured. And I genuinely TIMESTAMPS 0:00 — Welcome back! Matty J is here for the holidays + his acting debut 7:30 — Q1: She charged the old iPhone and can still read all his messages 18:02 — Q2: Long-distance boyfriend whose friends don't know she exists after a year 26:12 — Q3: Sister-in-law who lets her kids trash the house and just leaves 33:30 — Q4: 36, single for 13 years, considering a sperm donor. How do I let go of the life I imagined? 42:00 — Would Matt ever date again? Want more from Matty J? Listen to our other eps here: Ask Uncut with Laura & Matt! Apple | Spotify A Matty J Special: Apple | Spotify UNCUT WITH MATTY J - A mans perspective! Apple | Spotify See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Spank Me Matty! Ask Laura and Matt!
Hey Lifers! Matt is back; dragged in, as per tradition, to cover the holiday break. They kick off with the state of Matt's chest hair, a debrief on Laura's ten days in India while Matt solo parented three kids and the homecoming argument that kicked off. Then your questions!Have they ever considered divorce? Matt's answer is a roast chicken analogy. Do they both orgasm every time? Does Laura's ambition test Matt's patience? And there's the small matter of the Daily Mail article after Matt went on a podcast and casually mentioned that they're drowning in debt. They also get into living with nana, what Matt's tattoos actually mean, whether they'd ever do couples therapy and the vasectomy update. TIMESTAMPS 0:00 — Matt's back! The half-shaved chest, the India debrief and the homecoming argument 14:15 — How they argue, who apologises first and have they ever considered divorce? 23:30 — The public eye, the Daily Mail debt headline and The Bachelor legacy 33:50 — Laura's ambition, the busyness-anxiety link and would they do couples therapy? 48:20 — Baby number four, the vasectomy update and the pull out method consequences Want more from Matty J? Listen to our other eps here: Ask Uncut with Laura & Matt! Apple | Spotify A Matty J Special: Apple | Spotify UNCUT WITH MATTY J - A mans perspective! Apple | Spotify See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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